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Lizza was actually an original member of the Wu Tang Clan.  That's where he got the name.  But he left when he didn't want to take sides in feuds.  Of course he kept the name.

Lizza was actually an original member of the Wu Tang Clan. That’s where he got the name “the Lizza.” But he left when he didn’t want to take sides in feuds. Of course he kept the name.

Ryan Lizza has an eye for detail.  His massive reporting pieces on political figures in the New Yorker usually tell stories no-one else has.  But the spry young pup can sling centrist bullshit further and longer than all but the most seasoned veterans.  I don’t know why you’d want recent proof, but here you go:

Lizza’s post describing Marco Rubio’s recent foreign policy speech couldn’t past a plagiarization test with Michael Gerson’s column describing the same speech.  Who is Michael Gerson?  Why,

Like, srsly, as we used to say in late 2002 and early 2003

Like, srsly, as we used to say in late 2002 and early 2003

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