Too cool for school which teaches difference between "objective journalist" and "lickspittle stenographer"

It’s hard to steer, because when you think you’re going straight you always veer right

Pete Kasperowicz writes for The Hill, a DC paper concerned with objectively defining issues and tracking how political power, lobbying efforts, and the institutional and social milieu in which political operatives exist shape those issues.  Of course their working definition of the term “centrist” is “someone with a large intellect and kind soul”.

PK wrote on legislation which the House recently passed that prohibits the Census Bureau from continuing to conduct an annual study called the American Community Survey.  It provides more geographically-precise, more timely, and more fine-grained data than the Census, and is used by all levels of government to make thousands of policy decisions every week which direct $400 billion worth of funds each year.

PK acknowledges this when he lets us know that “supporters of the program argue the survey provides information.”  Thanks, Petey.

To balance out that extremely provocative and telling piece of information, Peter-the-Awesome provides seventeen other paragraphs attacking the survey, in the process quoting three Republicans extensively.  Who of course are the only people quoted.  Three of those paragraphs are a House member mockingly quoting some of the questions asked, including “do you have a flush toilet” and “because of mental, physical or emotional conditions, does this person have serious difficulty concentrating, remembering or making decisions?”  This is followed by a quote from another House member asking what use is legislation protecting citizens from government spying on their internet use, since they already know everything.  Five years of determining the basic economic and health needs of the populace to determine where budgeted money should be spent has already resulted in an Orwellian nightmare, which no-one noticed until Peter Peter Bullshit Eater’s intrepid stenography of Republican talking points pulled back the curtain on Big Data.

Centrism means shamelessly defending objectively insane policy proposals.

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